this song's just six words long
speaking recently of flash-fiction, wired has a collection of ultra-short stories, no more than six words in length, by some directors, bloggers, and authors. slashdot's discussion on the article has a couple more gems from readers:
Short attention spans? Short stories. Profit!
In Russia, short stories write you!
A man, a plan, bloody palindromes.
Borg versus goatse, hivemind dies horriblyand my personal favorite:
Another visitor.... stay awhile, stay fooorevvverrr!
how about,
system's mom loves the tea bag.
oh, i'm guessing they want something of actual value within the literary context... so here's my attempt:
stories six words long are poems.
discuss.
how about:
my penis hurts like hell today.
how about,
use health care to buy antibiotics.
what about:
can I get a topical cream?
how about:
don't have sex with a goat
try this:
wasn't a goat, but a jackelope.
how about:
i shouldn't have posted this article
one more:
indeed, you shouldn't have posted this.
or:
my wang is purple and throbbing.
Maybe we can steer this thing back to some positive ground...
Man's triumphs are expeditions within fear.
sorry, i just finished watching a show about the space race between von braun and the russian guys.
In Chad we trust. Ocho Cinco.
Tickle Me Elmo is my president.
From now on he's "DeAngelo Fall".
Good gravy, I miss Rich Braham.
how long can this go on?
I hang to the left, you?
My balls hang to the ground!
Vick will run for 300 yards.
I like boys, so do you!
I can't think of six words.
Your mom is a whore, bitch!
I got six words for you.
Anyone else wanna play our game?