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neurological dryer lint

dirty deeds... and the dunderchief


this song's just six words long

speaking recently of flash-fiction, wired has a collection of ultra-short stories, no more than six words in length, by some directors, bloggers, and authors. slashdot's discussion on the article has a couple more gems from readers:

Short attention spans? Short stories. Profit!
In Russia, short stories write you!
A man, a plan, bloody palindromes.
Borg versus goatse, hivemind dies horribly
and my personal favorite:
Another visitor.... stay awhile, stay fooorevvverrr!


for this post

Blogger Bragg Says:

how about,

system's mom loves the tea bag.

Blogger Bragg Says:

oh, i'm guessing they want something of actual value within the literary context... so here's my attempt:

stories six words long are poems.


Blogger B-Call Says:

how about:

my penis hurts like hell today.

Blogger Bragg Says:

how about,

use health care to buy antibiotics.

Blogger B-Call Says:

what about:

can I get a topical cream?

Blogger Nickolini Says:

how about:
don't have sex with a goat

Blogger B-Call Says:

try this:

wasn't a goat, but a jackelope.

Blogger Justin Hall Says:

how about:

i shouldn't have posted this article

Blogger B-Call Says:

one more:

indeed, you shouldn't have posted this.


my wang is purple and throbbing.

Blogger Bragg Says:

Maybe we can steer this thing back to some positive ground...

Man's triumphs are expeditions within fear.

sorry, i just finished watching a show about the space race between von braun and the russian guys.

Blogger Justin Hall Says:

In Chad we trust. Ocho Cinco.

Blogger Justin Hall Says:

Tickle Me Elmo is my president.

Blogger B-Call Says:

From now on he's "DeAngelo Fall".

Blogger Justin Hall Says:

Good gravy, I miss Rich Braham.

how long can this go on?

Blogger MikeE Says:

I hang to the left, you?

Blogger Simon Says:

My balls hang to the ground!

Vick will run for 300 yards.

I like boys, so do you!

I can't think of six words.

Your mom is a whore, bitch!

I got six words for you.

Anyone else wanna play our game?


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